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Author Topic: Women Only :) Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:27 PM                       Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:27 PM                       Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:27 PM                       Q. What do men and mascara have in common? A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:28 PM                       Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common? A. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:28 PM                       Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:28 PM                       Q. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A. Sex.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:28 PM                       Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:28 PM                       Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:29 PM                       Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? A. Big Foot's been spotted a several times.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:29 PM                       Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say? A. "My wife says..."  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:29 PM                       Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:30 PM                       Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:30 PM                       Rated PG-13 Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:30 PM                       Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-16-2008 04:30 PM                       Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.  |  IP: Logged

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