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Topic: Things that make you ANGRY!
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Randy Stankey
Film God

Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-28-2003 09:56 PM
The mantra of the bathroom... ANY bathroom... is and always SHOULD be, "Look before you leap!"
Virtually all men follow this doctrine. Anybody, man or woman, who doesn't is just begging to get a wet ass some day! He who forgets to look before leaping, who gets a wet ass and then complains about it deserves nothing more than pointed fingers and uproarious laughter. (After all, it IS funny!)
Do you really want to drive the point home? No matter what you use the cammode for, ALWAYS put the seat down and close the lid when finished. Not only is it the polite (and sanitary) thing to do it will force the next user to mind the position of the seat before taking up residence.
Again, it shouldn't make a difference to a man. When standing up to pee, the seat and lid should be raised. What's the difference, right? When sitting, one only needs to raise the lid. If the position of the seat can be imagined to be in a random state, it will need to be toggled from one to the other about 50% of the time, no? The necessity to visually verify its position still exists. No extra effort is needed when you think about it.
Besides, it's a great way to put one more thorn in the backside of any potential complainer!
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Tim Reed
Better Projection Pays

Posts: 5246
From: Northampton, PA
Registered: Sep 1999
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posted 07-29-2003 02:57 PM
It's TNN, that's why they have an identity crisis; no one can remember what they are, since they got rid of The Nashville Network - which was a perfect niche they had the market on.
Ol' Sumner's cronies changed it to "The National Network", expecting it to be a hipper version of USA. After only a few months, they found it wasn't working and decided yet again to change its positioning. They changed the name to "Spike", but Spike Lee had a hissy-fit, since he is the only one on the planet who can use that name, and he has it in litigation.
As a temporary measure, they're now referring to themselves as "The First Network For Men". Personally, I can't stand the Pamela Anderson or Kelsey Grammer cartoons. As far as I'm concerned, real men watch WESTERNS!
A similar change in target demographics recently happened with American Movie Classics, and I'll bet they're feeling the repercussions of that, given the innane promos they are running; trying to find an audience.
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