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Topic: The "What makes me go insane!" thread
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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug
Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-01-2009 03:24 PM
SOME of the things that make me CRAZY ...in no particular order:
People who argue with me when I'm right!
Bagpipes.
People letting their dogs piss and/or shit in my yard...may they die and rot in hell!
Having to use more than one remote control (one for TV, another for the DVD player, etc.).
When you adjust the volume of the TV and the volume display blocks the subtitles during important dialogue.
Walking into spider webs.
Having a bunch of unknown cords, transformers, adapters, etc. Trying to figure out what goes with what!
Air Guitar...don't do it. You look like a dork.
TV shows and commercials with ringing doorbells or phones which make you think the sound is coming from your house.
The Food Channel's "Ace of Cakes"(or ANY cake-making show), ANY show with that dickhead Guy Fieri, "Iron Chef America", and those super-slurpy love-bugs on that POS show "Down Home with the Neelys."...YUKKIE POO-POO!
People who don't know the difference between 'Yield' and 'Merge'!!
Martha Stewart
Keith Olbermann
Sylvester Stallone
Brendan Fraser
People who haven't found a balance between idealism and realism.
Grocery carts with a bad wheel.
A toilet paper roll that the tissue unwaps from the under side of the roll rather than over the top.
And last, but NOT least: "Dowser" when it should be "Douser"!!!!!!!
(I'm sure I'll think of more...)
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Anslem Rayburn
Master Film Handler
Posts: 476
From: Yuma, AZ, USA
Registered: May 2002
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posted 09-02-2009 07:26 AM
quote: Frank Angel
Soy Milk (which is not even milk...how do you know that? Because that it doesn't come from a tit).
Come on, let's get it right:
quote: Lewis Black
There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice. But they couldn’t sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually start to gag… We all know why there’s no soy milk, don't we? Because there’s no soy titty, is there? I was always told that in order to have milk, you must have breasts, and I have yet to see a soy bean with breasts!
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Soy milk is there for folks with a lactose intolerance. I don't think it's meant for folks with normal digestive tracts like yours!!
Lewis Black to the rescue:
quote: Lewis Black
Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my dick! If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the fucking carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.
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