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Topic: Hey you, you suck! (AKA: Outing bad film handlers)
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Paul Van Dusen
Film Handler
Posts: 82
From: Roanoke, VA
Registered: Feb 2006
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posted 03-02-2006 07:36 PM
I just put together one of the most annoying prints ever. It was Underworld Evolution and every single reel had the tail on the outside and the head on the inside. This wouldn't have been so bad, but the film was on the reel correctly. I, however, had to rewind all 6 reels twice just to get everything how it should have been when I got it. And of course they used the crappiest tape and every reel had started to unravel in the box when I opened it. Of course, to top it all off, there was some sort of bulge on reel 6, it almost looked like the film had a tumor. Ok, so maybe it's not the worst print i've gotten, but damnit, it pissed me off. lol
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Kara J. McVay
Film Handler

Posts: 95
From: Delaware, OH
Registered: May 2002
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posted 03-25-2006 08:37 AM
To whoever had the print of "World's Fastest Indian", you suck! Print ID number to follow.
I opened the cans to find a note that read "This print of "Indian" fell off the platter. Put back together with much difficulty, may be dirty, scratched, and missing some". I am pharaphrasing the note.
Well I called Technicolor right away to warn them about the note I just found. As I began to build-up, it was so dirty that I went though one glove per reel. They used zebra tape to "repair" the breaks, film had been scratched to the point of all during the film, black lines run down the screen the entire movie, not a couple, a scope screen with over a dozen black lines running through it.
But this gets better. When I get to the bottom of the cans, I find what appears to be a trailer, so I picked it up and it was over 45 seconds of "mystery pieces" as per the masking tape lable. Also did I mention that the heads and tails were placed back on with masking tape. Anyway, as soon as I unspooled the "mysyery pieces" I discovered that it was one piece that went at the tail of reel 5. If I could figure that out with only seeing one ID frame on the tail of reel 5 WTF!!!
In my many many years of builing up prints, which I do an incredible number of special showings and film festivals with very old prints, I have never in my life seen a print delivered to me in this condition. It was a circuit and Technicolor is trying to find me another print.
Thanks for listening to my rant, still pissed off over a day later.
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Ian Price
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1714
From: Denver, CO
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 03-26-2006 03:53 AM
I have been trying to see World's Fastest Indian for some time.
First I was in Aspen working the US Comedy Arts Festival and I thought I could sneak away and see it but now I end up seeing Ultraviolet instead. Well Milla Jovovitch is just a little better looking than Anthony Hopkins. But he ends up getting laid more in World's Fastest Indian than she does in Ultraviolet.
So then in Sonoma County I have the following choices. I can see it at the discount house 35-miles from my home for which I have a pass, I can see it a the little theatre in the very cute town on the other side of the washed out bridge over the Russian River and 50-miles away. Or I can see it at Aaron Sisemore's theatre in Petaluma also 50-miles away from me. Or I can see it at the nice theatre 100-miles away.
So I decide to see it at The Roxy on the Square for which I have a pass. It's a discount house only 30-miles away. I exchange my pass for a ticket, but there isn't anybody there to tear my ticket, what do I care.
I go to the concession stand to buy my M&M Peanuts. I say “M&M Peanuts please.” The Concessionist says huh? I say “M&M Peanuts please.” He says did you want Plain or Peanut?
Then I see all kinds of people hanging out side the door, I peek in and the credits for the previous film are still showing. Then everybody rushes in and exclaims loudly that the place is a “pig sty.” I think it smells like vomit. There are two rows taped off for some reason, I'm guessing leaky roof. Then the first three rows are filled with surplus seats from some other old theatre.
There are 38 people at this showing and every available row has at least two couples in it. I'm thinking this is the busiest show for them.
Then seconds before the show begins, the manager comes in with a dust pan and sweeps the isle, sort of... Then the film begins, out of frame, focus and out of square. The projector winds down as the projectionist (sic) re-threads. The manager explains that he'll get it right the next time and it will come up a little out of frame. Indeed the film begins again, a little out of frame and it is sort of centered. I immediately run out to the lobby to tell the manager that the “Scope Lens is out of square” holding my hands up to demonstrate. He runs up to the booth and vigorously twists the lens back and forth. After he gets it from extremely out of square to sort of out of square, I look and see that there is 4” of fuzzy black on the bottom of the image, the ranging is not right and it isn't in focus and never will be. I immediately demand a refund, for my pass and hot foot it out of there.
This theatre (North American Cinemas Roxy on the Square) should be torched and burned to the ground. Or at least cleaned and get their lens adjusted.
I call up Aaron and ask if it will be any better in Petaluma. He states that it will be, but that he is doing a parental slide show thing and isn't working that evening. I diddle around the book shop for two hours waiting till the Petaluma show begins at 9:30 and head down there. The film starts out of focus and I have to go and tell the guy to focus it. He does after a bit and the film plays flawlessly after that.
In Santa Rosa there were 40-people willing to pay to see this film and got dicked. In Petaluma there were 20-people who got to see a good show.
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