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Author Topic: The "What makes me go insane!" thread Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 12-02-2009 12:23 PM                       Oh, the same thing with carts in the grocery store! People just stop in the middle of the aisle and take up the whole space, milling one side to another, while giving no acknowledgement that there are people behind and in front of them. These selfish individuals probably drive the same way. They think they're the only ones there!  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 12-02-2009 02:38 PM                     I've just stopped looking out for people in the grocery store. I just cut in front and smile at them while I do it. If there is a collision, THEY crashed into ME! I have no problem just saying, "Excuse me." and pushing past. Going to the grocery store has been a lot more enjoyable since I stopped giving a damn about other people.  |  IP: Logged Chris Slycord Film God Posts: 2986 From: 청주시, 경북도, South Korea Registered: Mar 2007 posted 12-02-2009 02:58 PM                     quote: Jarret Chessell Plus side to this: Cute girl does it and you get momentary body contact. Downside is they complain to the cops... And I wouldn't say the people in question are being selfish, per say. They're just too dumb to realize that others are around them... or they're spacing which can go along with the same thing.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 12-02-2009 04:46 PM                  quote: Jarret Chessell Down side: Phil Hill stops in front of you and you get momentary body contact Hey Jarret, we ***ALL*** KNOW YOU LUV IT! Bend over and touch your toes...I'll show you where the wild goose goes.  |  IP: Logged Jarret Chessell Master Film Handler Posts: 288 From: London, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jan 2009 posted 12-02-2009 07:59 PM                     Goose? What happened to the Kielbasa? did the Goose eat the Kielbasa? Did the cops take the goose? What's your fader setting?  |  IP: Logged Jonathan Althaus Master Film Handler Posts: 435 From: Bedford, TX Registered: Dec 2008 posted 12-02-2009 08:05 PM                     The PC authorities took the kielbasa. Apparently it was an offensive word to those easily offended by nonoffensive material, and such.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 12-02-2009 10:10 PM                     What about "schnitzingrubin?"  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 12-03-2009 01:19 PM                     Or my favorite, "Gutentight." What's currently making me go insane is my body acting up..doc gave me meds for stress that made things a LOT worse...felt like I was having a heart attack. So I stopped taking them and feel somewhat better. I would give almost anything to go back about four years when I was totally healthy.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 12-03-2009 06:51 PM                  Schwanzstucker? Kishka?  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 12-04-2009 12:31 AM                       Shvartzer!  |  IP: Logged Chris Slycord Film God Posts: 2986 From: 청주시, 경북도, South Korea Registered: Mar 2007 posted 12-04-2009 03:47 AM                     quote: Tony Bandiera Jr What's currently making me go insane is my body acting up..doc gave me meds for stress that made things a LOT worse...felt like I was having a heart attack. So I stopped taking them and feel somewhat better. Not to advertise or anything (since I go to school for this), but have you considered trying acupuncture? As weird as it seems, it can help people with stress management. Just food for thought.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 12-04-2009 12:29 PM                     The fact that I always seem to have to sit next to this guy with screaming children front and behind of me when flying.  |  IP: Logged Chris Slycord Film God Posts: 2986 From: 청주시, 경북도, South Korea Registered: Mar 2007 posted 12-04-2009 12:35 PM                     That's gotta be really painful, sitting on the unmovable aisle armrest.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 12-04-2009 12:38 PM                     Are you suggesting that the armrest is rated for 400 pounds?  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 12-04-2009 03:22 PM                     He's using the armrest to dislodge rotting food inside his colon.  |  IP: Logged

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