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Joe Redifer
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 - posted 09-26-2009 03:31 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Here's more:

-Blu-ray players that let you remove the disc (BD or DVD) and then continue to play from the point where you stopped it when re-inserted. I go to watch a movie that I haven't watched in over a year and suddenly it starts playing the end credits because that's where I stopped it before because I was finished. SO FUCKING ANNOYING, especially if you have it set up for auto-play! There is no way to disable this, either. You go to the disc menu and select "PLAY MOVIE". It goes straight back to the credits! AAAAA!!!! Whoever thought up this feature deserves to be shot in the face. Multiple times. The RESUME feature must be able to be turned off in the hardware options. I do NOT appreciate being unable to turn this "feature" off!

-Animated menus on DVDs and Blu-rays. Especially the ones which make noise. So useless.

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Brad Miller
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Stupid people.

Mafia Wars and other Facebook/MySpace applications.

People who walk down the center of aisle at stores at snail speed who are completely oblivious to their surroundings.

Those USELESS phone calls from Deluxe and Technicolor "Hi, by now your special screening of (insert movie name here) should be about an hour into the presentation. I am just calling to make sure everything is running ok and the movie is on screen." Ummm, I know you're just doing your job, but seriously I would have effing called you if the key didn't work or if there was a problem we were unable to resolve on our end. Duh!

Credit offsets for digital movies that aren't actually at the first end credit.

People that walk into my screening room and say "wow, like cool like can you like play video games / watch football on that thing?"

People that find out what I do in the industry and say "oh you must just LOOOOOOOOVE movies! I'll bet you see them ALL!" Ummm no, movies suck these days.

And because it is the most important I will repeat myself, stupid people.

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Karl Borowski
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 - posted 09-26-2009 08:46 PM      Profile for Karl Borowski   Email Karl Borowski   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
If this hasn't been said already:

Scratched prints

Prints with more than two scratches in two different spots

D-Cinema as the solution for these problems instead of competent training.

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Bobby Henderson
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 - posted 09-26-2009 10:22 PM      Profile for Bobby Henderson   Email Bobby Henderson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Lately, people who make me go insane are people who seem to be gravitationally pulled to get in my way. Seriously, big booty Judy, get the hell out of my way and keep your double-kid stroller out of my way too.

Friday evening and earlier this evening I visited the 30th annual International Festival here in Lawton. Yeah, I agree I have a short fuse. Nevertheless there was no amount of pretending to be blind morons just walking in front of me at the last minute. I get a mug of a substitute for Shiner Bock from the beer tent. I'm trying very hard to stay as far away from other people as possible so as not to risk spilling my beer. It seems like people have to literally run to get in my way. But they still manage to do that anyway, succeed in bumping into me and spilling some of my beer. I was so close to sloshing my entire mug of beer into the face of yet another blind passerby while yelling the comment, "go ahead and have the whole damned thing while you're at it, doofus!" Again, stay the hell out of my way. I know you can see me coming, asshole.
[Mad]

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Whoever thought up this feature deserves to be shot in the face. Multiple times. The RESUME feature must be able to be turned off in the hardware options. I do NOT appreciate being unable to turn this "feature" off!
Blame that on certain PS3 fans who insisted on having the auto-resume feature resumed in the PS3. For awhile the PS3 had the auto-resume feature disabled, but somehow that made the PS3 less cool compared to certain standalone Blu-ray players that had it. So Sony put it back into service.

I agree, I don't like the auto-resume feature much at all. It's really strange when you insert a BD you haven't watched in months only to have it jump to wherever you were watching last (often the end credits). The only time this is convenient is when you're watching only part of the movie one evening and then resuming it the next evening. I rarely ever do that.

It's worth it to note most Blu-ray movies are not compatible with the PS3 auto-resume feature. Any BD-Java disc won't allow it. The BD has to be a "BDMV" not based on Java. I have like 42 movies on Blu-ray and only a handful of them work with the PS3's auto resume feature for Blu-ray. And that makes the PS3 auto-resume feature, in its current design, completely irrelevant. The guys at Sony need to give PS3 owners a customizable auto-resume feature that works or doesn't work with all movies on Blu-ray, even the BD-J ones.

One thing I do like with the latest PS3 firmware, it's not the Rainbow Brite™ disco sparkles theme. Rather, the PS3 no longer automatically starts playing a Blu-ray movie if you happen to have a BD in the optical drive when you turn on the system. I prefer to select the movie on my own.

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Joe Redifer
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 - posted 09-26-2009 11:55 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
You've always been able to turn Auto-start off. I turned mine off nearly 2 years ago.

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Bobby Henderson
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OK. I didn't know you could do that. At least with the new PS3 firmware they have the "let's launch whatever BD is in the drive at startup" thing disabled.

Here's another thing that really makes me go insane. It's something I'm sadly having to deal with right now: an eyelash hair impossibly stuck on my right fucking eyeball! I cannot get that Goddamned hair off of it! Aaaaaaaarrrrrgggh!

Seriously, I began to endure this anger-inspiring thing while watching the season premiere of SNL. Maybe one of my eyelash hairs had a bad reaction to seeing this week's host and her live acting ability. Doesn't matter what the cause may have been. The result is me actually thinking seriously about shaving off all of my eyelashes. Yeah. That would look pretty damned strange. Let's do away with the eyebrows while we're at it. We'll say we've been doing amateur volunteer fire-fighting or failing at operating a mobile meth lab or some other excuse that would sound more legit. I fucking HATE eyelash hairs on my eyeballs. Shit! This might as well be some sadist pouring dry sand into my eyes for all I care. Dammit!!!
[Mad]

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Gavin Lewarne
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work thing that annoys me:

why oh why, out of 2 identical machines, does one always play up and the other one never goes wrong??? WHY???

life thing that annoys me:
my partner who sleeps too much, and gets angry with me for getting out of bed when i cant lie down any longer waiting for her to wake up!!!! arrrgh. Seriously, why does she NEED 11 hours of sleep a night?????? cant make plans, she will always be asleep. sorry but if fucks me off.

*end rant*

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Joe Redifer
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 - posted 09-27-2009 03:40 AM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote: Karl Borowski
Prints with more than two scratches in two different spots

I just caught this one. Yeah, prints with more than two scratches piss me off as well. Just one or two scratches is perfectly acceptable by any standard, though. I doubt anyone has ever run a print that didn't have at least one scratch, even brand new. After all, it is film. We advertise on our marquee outside "Never any more than two scratches in any given movie!". The crowds love us.

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Karl Borowski
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Well, Joe, if you want to take one item out of what is obviously a list of things I hate in progression, and then be bitingly sarcastic about it, go for it. [Confused]

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Tim Reed
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Joe is very witty and often pokes fun (just look at his profile pic, for cryin' out loud!). He isn't being mean. Most everyone here enjoys his "take". [Smile]

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Karl Borowski
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Without an emoticon, it looked like a cynical, sarcastic attack.

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Bobby Henderson
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Perhaps when anyone is new to this forum it may be slightly difficult to tell when Joe is joking. Far more often than not, he is joking.

There's a lot of times when I post something meant to be taken in a funny light, but unfortunately they come off more serious when they're not supposed to.

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Frank Angel
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Joe, likes to be sarcastic? Oh....that explains a lot!

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Chris Slycord
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Asking if Joe is sarcastic is like one friend I have that's back in Seattle asking me if it was hot in Houston during summers.

All I said was "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

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Mark Gulbrandsen
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Joe should really come out with "Joe's Joke Book" so people comming on board will understand him before they get here!!

This quote irritates the bear shit out of me...
quote: Karl Borowski
D-Cinema as the solution for these problems instead of competent training.

Well Karl, Competant training is easy actually however first you have to come up with enough competant people to train... finding them is the hard part. Finding them for 7.60 an hour is near impossible because McDonalds is paying them 7.80 to start! On top of that very few truely competant people exist today [Razz] !!! So in short...yes, going to digital will very definately rid the exhibition industry of film scratching problems... [thumbsup]

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