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Author Topic: Golf Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:20 AM                       Golfer I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that water hazard. Caddy I don't think you could keep your head down that long.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:21 AM                       Golfer You've got to be the worst caddy in the world! Caddy I doubt it, that would be too much of a coincidence  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:21 AM                       Golfer I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course! Caddy Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:21 AM                       Golfer Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron? Caddy Eventually.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:21 AM                       Golfer Well Caddy, How do you like my game? Caddy Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:22 AM                       Golfer Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy I didn't realize you had EVER played before, sir.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:22 AM                       Golfer Caddy, Do you think my game is improving? Caddy Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:22 AM                       Golfer Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting! Caddy This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:22 AM                       Golfer Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:23 AM                       Golfer This golf is a funny game. Caddy It's not supposed to be.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:23 AM                       Judge Do you understand the nature of an oath? Boy Do I? I'm your caddie, remember!  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:23 AM                       Golfer That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old. Caddy It's been a long time since we started, sir.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:24 AM                       Golfer That's good for one long drive and a putt. Caddy (after ball travels only 3 feet) And now for one hell of a putt.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:24 AM                       Friendly golfer (to player searching for lost ball) What sort of a ball was it? Caddie (butting in) A brand new one -- never been properly hit yet!  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:24 AM                       Golfer Caddiemaster, that boy isn't even eight years old. Caddiemaster Better that way, sir. He probably can't count past ten.  |  IP: Logged

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