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Author Topic: Golf Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:35 AM                       I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. -- Gerald Ford  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:35 AM                       Golf's three ugliest words still your shot. -- Dave Marr  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:35 AM                       It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. -- Hank Aaron  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:36 AM                       The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. -- Phyllis Diller  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:36 AM                       I'm very lucky. If it wasn't for golf I don't know what I'd be doing. And if my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere. -- Lee Trevino  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:36 AM                       I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser. -- Arnold Palmer  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:36 AM                       Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. -- Winston Churchill  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:37 AM                       Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. -- Author Unknown  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:37 AM                       Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt. - Jack Nicklaus  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:37 AM                       Why is it that when you tell yourself, "don't hit it in the water" your body only seems to hear the word "water"? -- Author Unknown  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:38 AM                       The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name...and they say golf is a quiet game. -- Author Unknown  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:38 AM                       Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink. -- Bob Hope  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:38 AM                       Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. -- Author Unknown  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:38 AM                       Corollary clubs don't float. -- Author Unknown  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 01-19-2008 02:39 AM                       He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. -- Mickey Mantle  |  IP: Logged

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